Hi! I’m back on Tumblr after Some Time Undetermined and I’m getting back into nerdy fandom things, so give me characters to sketch or even writing prompts! I’m especially into the following right now:
•One Piece
•Darkest Dungeon
•Disco Elysium
•Twin Peaks
•Blasphemous
•Hellraiser
•Hitman: World of Assassination
•Danganronpa
•Fruits Basket, Ouran Highschool Host Club, and Naruto (less so these days but always and forever stan 💕)
•And I have a TON of OCs for high fantasy settings! Just send me a vibe (background, class, etc.) and I’ll gladly show them off 😊
Russell Drake. from How To Make Electronic Music, 1975
Russell Drake. from How To Make Electronic Music, 1975
hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly
am I into ‘rope and rigging’?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn’t committing to the bit
I mean, we’re talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
“Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week.”
Look, there’s this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. “Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze” no they don’t, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive “philosopher’s cocaine.”
Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him